Shadi kay side effects: From IPhone to Nokia 1102

He used to own an iphone, come to office in vitz, spend freely on daily lunch and smile frequently even without a reason but now……. oh man, the things have taken a drastic a U-turn.

It was just a matter of a few days and the whole life went into the serious mode. It would be inappropriate to mention the victim but the affected personnel belong to this very office.

He went on a two-week leave in perfect conditions, pretty excited about his marriage. As the days came closer, his jaws kept on going wider and wider. Thank God, it didn’t get separated from the face. Finally, the official two-week leave started, leaving
all his colleagues and especially the cabin members disheartened for not inviting on his marriage. Perhaps, he didn’t want any of us to know the reality. Umm.. No problem, if this was the scenario, we can forgive you mate!

As the days passed by, we, at the office, kept on making different assumptions about him like, where he would have gone for honeymoon, what extra gadgets would be gifted to him on his marriage and what he must be doing? (No, no, this might not be a good
thinking)!

Well, the day came we all had been waiting for when he had to return back from two-week unpaid vacations. And he entered the office! He was all smiling, wearing a brand new shiny shirt, and owning a brand new cell phone.

As he settled in his old black swinging chair, it took us no time to realise a dramatic change in the ever-smiling personality. He was sitting seriously, concentrating on his articles until his phone rang, causing havoc amongst all of the cabin members.

It was actually a nokia tune undoubtedly ringing inside his drawer. Anticipating embarrassment, he took ages to open the drawer and hurriedly got hold of his new cell and turned it to silent.

When he realised that it was an urgent call, the new nokia 1102 was officially revealed to all the fellow employees and cabin members. Everyone was shocked to see the immediate success of the person right after his marriage as he went from iphone to nokia
1102.

Actually, we misunderstood the motive behind this decision and it was later made clear to us by the person himself. He told us that his new cell has a torch light which no iphone version has. It was really shocking for us to hear as none of us were aware
of this advanced technology. Hats off to nokia and iphone owners must surely be embarrassed by this highly-demanded technology.

We thought it was enough until we went in the parking lot only to see a vitz been turned into mehran. This left all of us stunned but the defendant even had an answer to this. He told us that vitz is at the workshop and might take ages to recover. Therefore,
he’ll be using mehran till that time.

Oh oh oh… one thing I forgot to mention is the fact that he even didn’t have breakfast at home and, instead, brought his  ‘egg-cheese sandwich’ to office.

Whilst he was enjoying his breakfast with tea, we were wondering, what has gone wrong with this man? He was pretty much ‘ok’ before marriage but ever since his sacrifice, the things have changed considerably.

Thank God, we didn’t ask him for explanation, which might have made him angry. But, surely, the life changed, personality changed and now he is a hardworking, committed individual. Not committed to work, though, but committed to his life partner.

From iphone to nokia 1102, from vitz to mehran, from breakfast at home to breakfast in office, no doubt mate, your life has changed considerably. I hope you don’t mind this AHMAD BABAR!!

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Posted by Taha Habib on Dec 1 2011. Filed under Entertainment, Pakistan. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry